I can't watch pbs sober anymore
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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