she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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