idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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