Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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