She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He has the fingertips of a God
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