I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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