He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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