I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
