David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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