dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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