Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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