problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I still have a little drunk in my system
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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