i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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