I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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