It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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