I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Boobs are out for the taking
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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