It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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