I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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