woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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