How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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