It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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