i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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