She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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