i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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