do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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