i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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