You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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