This house was built for laser tag.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
