if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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