just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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