Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
false alarm. still invincible.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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