R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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