Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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