absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I love you.
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