If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
