The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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