I'm lost and stupid without you.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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