Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
