I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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