I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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