Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
