I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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