Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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