Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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