fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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