I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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