he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
