I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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