it wasn't lemon gatorade
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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