listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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